Meet GF Dicklitter Jr.—the outrageous ex-USPGA pro turned globe-trotting golf “guru” who once coached Donald Trump and now brings his wildly unconventional talents to clubs across England. Equal parts showman and swing doctor, he guarantees to knock ten shots off your game (results… debatable) while delivering a side-splitting performance that blends sport, satire, and pure chaos.

His act is packed with crowd-pleasing musical numbers like “Hey There My Driver”, the irresistibly catchy “Gimme Gimme Gimme”, and the legendary showstopper “The Impossible Green”—all leading up to his audacious live on-stage hole-in-one attempt. If you’re looking for a golf experience that breaks every rule in the book and leaves you laughing all the way to the 19th hole, GF Dicklitter Jr. is your man.